Saturday, December 20, 2008

Sequel: Snow in Seattle a.k.a. My Near Death Experience

Never mind my first blog about snow in Seattle. My super lax, happy go lucky attitude about snow has got me nowhere but slipping down an icy hill on Boren Avenue, hitting another car, and a dilapidated bumper. It says "ROAD CLOSED", but I see other cars take the turn and make it down the hill just fine! I drive a Toyota Rav4. People often mistake my whip for an SUV, when it is anything but that. I really don't know why there is a 4, in RAV4, if there is no 4wheel drive on it! I know it's the lowest of the series, but the name is so misleading. I am sick of driving! I am sick of traffic, I am sick of slippery roads, I am sick of cabin fever. I am sick of watching my dogs pace back and forth, and looking at my Dad talk without his dentures on. I am sick of Top Chef marathons. I am sick of postponing meetings. I am sick of eating because there aint shit to do but eat. Please Lord Baby Jesus. Melt the snow!


Anonymous said...

Just wanted to let you know I've heard your request (the one about melting the snow) and I'm workin on it. Just thought I'd let you know since so many are doubtin thomas's as the old saying goes.

All kidding aside, I told you bout the mixture of seattle icy hills and snow a few days back. I effin hate this shitte!! Glad you are not physically damaged by your accident.

Osiris The Great said...

Thank you for your concern. I'm not physically damaged, but I am emotionally damaged. When my car was sliding down backwards my legs started to feel like jello and I almost fainted from fear! My number one reoccurring nightmare is me dying in a car accident!